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I have some things to talk about but we will talk about them later because


I STORIFIED THE HANNIBAL S2 TCA PREVIEW OMG

(MAJOR FIRST/LAST EPISODE SPOILERS IN THE FULL TRAILER THAT THEY WILL PROBABLY USE IN ALL THE ADVERTISING)



LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE



ETA: HAVE ADDED INTERESTING BITS TO THE END OF THE STORIFY. Freeze-frame clue to the Ear Mystery; Mellified Man is a thing; and a crewmember's comments about The Door, which cracked me up.


OKAY WAIT that was around 2 PM and now it's after 3 and they are STILL DOING THINGS.



Adding Q&A from Twitter as @NBCHannibal posts it.

ETA 4:40 PM. Four hours of Storify later, finally (?), a special message to Tumblr fandom. (Cleolinda Industries has an outpost there, so y'all count.) Regarding the tags--I have no doubt that they did.



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INTERNAL SCREAMING

Even though there is that massive spoiler in the trailer, I'm still clutching my face in horror. I mean, they spoiled the Tobias/Lecter fight in the promo for that episode, and it was still AWESOME. So, in Bryan Fuller, I trust.

AND WE'LL HAVE TO WATCH THE WHOLE SEASON WITH THAT FIGHT HANGING OVER OUR HEADS

*FLAILS*

I can't breathe, I keep rewatching the trailer over and over again. [Spoiler (click to open)]Hannibal's shirt in the scene with Alana is bloody- maybe it's right after the Hannibal-Jack scene (or while Jack is hiding and she interrupts them). Does Will have some memory loss (there's something he can't remember?). And Will's promising a reckoning! Bring it on!

Edited at 2014-01-19 07:36 pm (UTC)

In the Storify--scroll to the end, I've added some clues/speculation (the ear; the bee episode). Also, YES, I totally think it's the same scene, somehow, at some point, and by the look on her face, this is THE EPIPHANY for her. Oh God, poor Alana.

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SCREAMING

TWO HOURS LATER

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Oh, my Lord, that trailer....

(Walk back a few paces... fling yourself at the door...!)

!!!!

I'm about to mention this in an ETA, but:


Well.

Yeah.

Well.

This may be the extent of the words I can form at the moment.

And there is YET MORE going on! I am still updating the Storify.



Edited at 2014-01-19 09:32 pm (UTC)

I'm just gonna sit over here marinating in all the wonders of the trailer.

Yes, that was deliberate.

Hee. Still not over it.

CLEO. CLEO. I'M NOT READY, BUT I HAVE TO BE. *SCREAMS*

That first scene is going to make me want the entire season stat, I can tell. I'm not going to be home on the night of the 28th (will be at a Night Vale live show, fittingly enough) but thankfully it is a Friday and I can wait up for it to go OnDemand...

AND IT'S A MONTH EARLIER THAN LAST YEAR, TOO

*flails*

I'm very unhappy that I won't be able to watch it on tv anymore (had to go with different satellite broadcasting services, and they don't have that channel). Of course there's always internet, I know...

I missed this show *so much*. I'm scared for majority of my favourite characters and nervous about weird spoilers, but I'm so glad it's back.

Aw! Yeah, I sat on the "OMG THIS SPOILER PICTURE" for several days despite wanting to run screaming through the internet. (Also, I figured Tumblr had already seen it.) I'm still trying not to reblog trailer gifs for a day or so, but if NBC's willing to give THAT away--I have a feeling they're going to use it pretty heavily in commercials over the next month? So I feel better about seeing that in advance. Other things--I'm trying not to find out random spoilers.

This entry is probably the single best argument against dragging myself through Dracula recaps. Because I just clearly don't have the same passion for it.

I'm still blissed out over the knife fight. Because knife fights are my favourite. Knife fights with kitchen knives are my favourite favourite.

Then I really hope you're familiar with Leverage.

I want to know, very badly, who did the cover of "Stand By Me" they used in the trailer. :-)

Edited at 2014-01-20 12:49 am (UTC)

Shit! Someone said! I can't find it now! I will have to look further into this.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Right! That first season of Hannibal I have waiting for me on DVD? TIME TO GET IN MY EYEBALLS BECAUSE SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL.

As in, you haven't seen the show itself yet?

IS THAT BEVERLY KATZ IN THE MURDER BASEMENT?!?! OH SHIT...


Also: SHOOT HIM, ALANA. DOOO ITTTT.

Edited at 2014-01-20 03:40 am (UTC)

YES IT IS, I WOULD KNOW THAT JACKET ANYWHERE BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON

wait holy shit are you saying that that is his murder basement?

BEVERLY IS NOT FOR EATING!!!!

Storify hates me, and refuses to load page 2 of anything. I'm assuming that their servers are overwhelmed with the Cleo-related traffic.

oh nooooo

A couple of people have reported Storify getting hung up like that (and it ate the Golden Globes post I was trying to do last week). I don't know what to do about it, though!

I just read the Mellified Man stuff.

Oh God, the honey is people

My soul feels like it's about to go bungee jumping, but I can't remember if the other end of the cord is tied to the bridge or not.

I'm going to feel brilliant if I'm right and incredibly stupid if I'm not. But that's kind of what it looks like! Honey would totally be people!

KNIFE FIGHT!!!! ANGRY GAZELLE TACKLE!! ALANA POINTING A GUN AT HANNIBAL!! BEVERYLY IN THE MURDER BASEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I THOUGHT I WAS PREPARED BUT I'M NOT

YELLING AND CRYING AND SCREAMING AND WAILING

rolling on the floor into the sun

or whatever it is the kids on Tumblr say

Regarding your latest post on Tumblr (probably vaguely spoilery)

You don't have an askbox on your tumblr anymore, so I comment here: a)the spoiler about the female canon character is what I meant by "weird spoilers" earlier, not a scene with Jack; b) could you somehow get the casting information about a male character from A Matter Of Taste tumblr, then forget about it? Because that Anglo-Filles episode was on October 13, but Fuller's interview where he mentioned that other character's existence happened on September 25, and AMoT reblogged a link to it on their tumblr. And even put a big quote there.

Re: Regarding your latest post on Tumblr (probably vaguely spoilery)

Wait, I don't? I just got several messages in? Wait, I know what it is--for some reason, the layout I use got a weird update, and you have to click the icon in the upper right corner for a menu.

You know, that sounds about right for the Martin Donovan thing, because I very clearly remember reading SOMETHING about it. The whole "because he's [spoiler's spoiler?]" is way too specific to just ~intuit~ or something. I mean, the "I'm totally psychic" thing is meant to be facetious.

(That said, it's therefore bullshit that the (much later) article claimed it was an exclusive.)

Any news on when this will be released in the UK? I think we weren't too far behind the last time.

DUDE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE MOST RECENT TRAILER? tvline.com/2014/01/24/hannibal-season-2-promo-jack-killed-dies/

SHIT IS GOING TO GO DOWN.

I still want face eating. That's all I want.

And I can't believe I'm already speculating about what's going to happen during/after that fight scene, considering we got about a total of 10 seconds footage. But I'm going to anyway. So here are my predictions, lol. I think Alana walks in after he has Jack in the pantry. Perhaps after he's tried to bust down the door, and then he turns around and she's there. I'm not sure if she'll end up shooting him or not, or if he'll end up doing something to her. Like, if she doesn't shoot him, it would almost be right up his creepy 'chivalrous' alley to ONLY injure her horribly. He's gone out of his way to 'protect' her before. At that point, I'm going to speculate that it no longer matters if she has witnessed him doing this, since he knows the game is up no matter what. Jack is probably in the pantry dialing the entire SWAT team and it's only a matter of time. I think he'll flee after this, possibly having to dig a bullet out of himself with his rad surgical skills, or possibly having injured Alana without killing her. (I just don't think they'll do Alana in yet, but I could be wrong.)

Does Storify have an HTML export function? If so you should be able to take the HTML source and edit it to work in an LJ/DW post. Though from what I just saw on your Tumblr you might hit the post limit, on LJ at least, and have to break it up.

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