GOD! WHAT THE HELL, PEOPLE! There's a hole in the pool, there's a hole in the roof, the carpet needs another steaming (which we do ourselves) and the dogs need bathing again (which we don't, because they need medicated baths and gland-expressing and ear squeegeeing), AND money is tight. You know how people get onto you about using the word "literally" in a non-literal manner? Well, we are literally finding some new problem every time we turn around. "We fixed the shower--but the dogs need--and the pool--and the roof--AUGH!"
For real. Mom and I were discussing the pool as we went upstairs to dig out her box of vintage Nancy Drews--the original books, all of them, preserved in amber since her childhood--when we discovered a puddle on top of them. Fortunately, the books were dry and unharmed, but this caused much dismay and poking in the rafters and the spot diagnosis that the storm last night (and, very likely, previous storms as well) had damaged the roof. As evidenced by... the shingles in the yard. Oh. Those. Duh. So I'm sitting here waiting for the contractor to get here so I can sign his release and he can climb on the roof and, knowing our luck, probably fall off and break a tree or something. And while I'm waiting for him, the pest control guy comes. (This is what I do, you know. This whole "writing at home, taking a semester off" thing? Whether I'm in class or not, I'm kind of the unofficial housekeeper. I am the answerer of doors and the greeter of handyguys and the walker of dogs and the wiper of pee. Also the fetcher of mail, the mopper of floors, the raker of carpets, and Meko's Seeing-Eye Girl. And me and my toiletbowl hands need a change of scenery, quite honestly.)
And what I wanted the Nancy Drew books for was to do some old-school reading-up for the YA detective series I'm hoping to plot out, but it doesn't look like I'm going to get much of that done this afternoon.
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2006-03-10 08:36 pm (UTC)
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2006-03-10 08:43 pm (UTC)
Try to work on the detective series if you can, though. It might be a nice stress-reliever.
2006-03-10 08:51 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHA. Your concern for the contractor is truly touching. XD
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Totally random part: but you seem to like Nancy Drew, and journals, therefore I thought I would share some Nancy Drew journals I saw, and that you may like.
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2006-03-10 08:54 pm (UTC)
Take a twenty minute vaction from life and lock yourself in your room, throw yourself on your bed in a teenaged huff, and read some Nancy Drew. It'll feel good, I promise.
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2006-03-10 09:41 pm (UTC)
So I'm sitting here waiting for the contractor to get here so I can sign his release and he can climb on the roof and, knowing our luck, probably fall off and break a tree or something.
SNERK.
2006-03-10 09:52 pm (UTC)
Check out the thread devoted to it at BPAL.org in Walking the Old Paths.
2006-03-10 09:54 pm (UTC)
2006-03-10 10:01 pm (UTC)
Now, I know this is heresy, but
your mother's childhoodthe Nancy Drew books could probably pay for the roof and a new tree if you put 'em to eBay. I've been selling off DVD boxed sets that I haven't watched in over a year and dresses that I bought for this or that special event and never wore again. Raised enough in the last two weeks to cover gas & electric for the month (it's really extra mad money for scrapbooking supplies, but "gas & electric" sounds more impressive).2006-03-10 10:08 pm (UTC)
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Here's the scary part: she pulled a book out for me today and I was like, "...at the Ranch? I don't want a book about a ranch," and went to get the good old "Secret of the Old Clock," and discovered that all the books were WET. I just spent fifteen minutes frantically drying them off.
2006-03-10 10:28 pm (UTC)
Sending good luck/no mildew vibes your way!
2006-03-10 10:38 pm (UTC)
2006-03-10 10:14 pm (UTC)
and your concern for the contractor just shows how human and caring you are through all of this
kudos to you!
2006-03-10 10:31 pm (UTC)
And my mom wonders why I have a fear of the mailbox.
2006-03-10 10:36 pm (UTC)
demolishing everything.)You know, I have this fantasy house in my mind back on the other end of the state, near the bay. (It may not technically exist, but that's not the point. The point is, it's mine.) It's a three-story white semi-Victorian wooden clapboard job with lots of gables, very airy and light, with a big kitchen and a comfy living room and a library full of books, and plenty of extra bedrooms and bathrooms, a well-stocked kitchen and pantry, a vegetable garden, a creek running through the back, three outdoor dogs, and five indoor cats. All of them know exactly how affectionate to be at any moment. Also I cook really kickass seafood meals for my friends when I'm there.
Here, take the keys and stay a week. I insist. (Fantasy means never having to clean up when you leave.)
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2006-03-11 07:34 am (UTC)
I'm excited about the prospect of a book series from you. Hang in there. Don't let the mundane sh*t get you down!
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2006-03-11 01:13 pm (UTC)
On other news, check this out http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphan
Also did you hear about the Blooker Prize? http://www.lulublookerprize.com/. I definitely think you should be in the running for the 2007 prize and will be more than happy to nominate you if that's OK.
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2006-03-13 04:23 am (UTC)
I hope you pursue it, that would be so cool to see on future editions "Winner of the Blooker Prize".
2006-03-11 03:53 pm (UTC)
Man, do I ever feel your pain. I often get the feeling like I'm living in an old shoebox--so many things are falling apart/need fixing. This house is more ancient than the pyramids, I kid you not.
Sending a multitude of good vibes your way.
2006-03-11 05:07 pm (UTC)
Ah well, Nancy Drew still has that nostalgia factor for me. It was the first set of books I'd read, once I'd gotten out of the typical Kindergarten Dick and Jane books. Sadly, my own daughter (who just turned 8 in September) decided to skip the Nancy Drew and go straight for the Harry Potter.
.oO(okay, so I'm not too upset that reading-level-wise, she's beyond Nancy Drew)
2006-03-11 05:59 pm (UTC)
I gotta say, though--I was eightish when my mom tried to get me to read Nancy Drew, and I couldn't get into them. I had a feeling I'd appreciate them now that I'm older, and I tell you what--Nancy is just about the best role model ever. She's feminine (she shops! she knits! she flirts!) but she's also, like, a licensed diver and a seasoned rider and a champion sailor and she freaks out just enough under pressure that you empathize with her ("she thought wildly" shows up a lot), but then she pulls it together and never wimps out. She can and will do just about anything, but not in such a way that you hate her for being perfect. I seriously would want my daughter to read these, if she could get into them.
2006-03-11 06:53 pm (UTC)
THE BROKEBACK FOLKS WAS ROBBED, I TELLS YA!
2006-03-12 06:06 am (UTC)
(Bold emphasis mine.) I really don't know who was dumber here, Bush or Saddam. Also, the truth (as best anyone knows) about where Hussein was when we were attempting to blow him up, including the amusing tidbit that the "Saddam impersonator" with the big glasses that we saw on TV was none other than...Saddam himself.
2006-03-12 01:43 pm (UTC)
Lego Breakdance
Hobbit Folk Rock (heaps funny)
And it's not as good as the first one, but, Chinese Backstreet Boys Part II (and I think it's still the same guy sitting motionless at the computer behind them)
link of the week
2006-03-13 04:36 am (UTC)
Chicago makes blind people learn Driver's Ed
Just a little WTF moment
2006-03-13 05:28 am (UTC)
They're taking the hobbits to Isengaard!
2006-03-13 07:53 am (UTC)
Seriously - ear squeegeeing? What, exactly, does that entail??
2006-03-13 02:38 pm (UTC)