Occupation: Girl

Please close the door and switch on the fun without fail.

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Honey, I snark on you all the time. It's just that no one around me knows what the hell I'm talking about, so I end up looking like just another crazy person on the Boardwalk.

"Right, so she's talking about this Twilight series again. More proof that she has her pulse on the zeitgeist to the same degree as a newly-awakened fruit fly"

"Mommy, what's the scary man talking about?"

"He's just one of the special people mommy told you to not look at around here, Jimmy. Want some funnel cake?"

Heh. Somewhat hilariously, the little fall preview writeup in the new EW claims that surely you would be unaware of Twilight only if you were living in a cave, or "outside earshot of a fifteen-year-old." And I'm sitting here like, bitch, most people I know STILL don't know what it is, and this is AFTER listening to me meeble on about it.

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