Occupation: Girl

Please close the door and switch on the fun without fail.


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I just loved the part where he's sparkling and Bella's like "You're beautiful!" and he makes this fantastic disgusted face like OH MY GOD YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO LIVE.

ahahahaha yes, that was beautiful. I kind of loved how painfully awkward and formal he was with her dad, and I *most especially* love that they met for the first time after her dad was cleaning a rifle.

All I could think, though, was that any boy who rocked up to school painted up like Edward Cullen (obvious lipstick is obvious!) would be endlessly mocked, not universally loved.

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