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Not much going on today--doin' my thing, getting work done, agreeing to buy Eowyn an Edward Dollen. You know. So it goes.

Ailing Patrick Swayze Hospitalized.

Microsoft Preparing to Put Zune Out of Its Misery.

Arrested Josh Brolin Engages in Game of Kissy One-Upmanship with Jeffrey Wright; 'They TAZED Me, Man': The Josh And Jeffrey Shooting Script.
JEFFREY: Then they stuck the tazer and they went NYEEAOwwahhh.

JOSH: I heard 'em. I heard 'em. Jeffrey.

JEFFREY: [Unintelligible] He's like, "What what—you don't see anybody after fight?" and I said "Shut the fuck up!" Josh it was something like ridiculous!

JOSH: Ohh my god.

JEFFREY: That I said to the sheriff—

JOSH: That's so fucking bad. It's so bad. It's so bad you can't even say anything. You can't even say anything. Just let me talk. But I've been here. This is my seventh time. I'm used to this shit. I'm used to this shit. [Laughs] I love it. I LOVE it.

SEA KITTENS? Oh, PETA.

British Montauk Monster Washes Ashore.

A dragon made of cake.

Golden Girls dolls; The Greatest Doctor Who Toys Ever.

(Speaking of Who[m], David Tennant returns to Hamlet, gets mobbed by fans.)

'Slumdog' Nearly Sweeps the Critics' Choice Awards; Broadcast Film Critics Announce Their 2008 Winners.

Images: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen teaser poster; Another Great Poster for Steven Soderbergh's Che: Part Two; John Carter of Mars Gets the Barbarella Treatment [Concept Art]; The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009); Year One (2009); Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience (2009).

Trailers and clips: Exclusive clip from 'Inkheart' features star Brendan Fraser; Sundance First Look: Trailer for Ashton Kutcher's 'Spread'; Exclusive Clip from 'Vacancy 2: The First Cut.'

trailer_spot: Young Victoria, All About Steve, Hurt Locker, Two Lovers, The Good the Bad the Weird.

Superbowl Movie Trailers Revealed!

Studios Say 'Watchmen' Settlement Talks Productive; L.A. Dispatch: Settlement Likely in 'Watchmen' Dispute; Why Alan Moore Should Get Over It and Watch 'Watchmen.' Fine, but you gotta be the one to go over there and tell him to.

Is The Joker Really Going To Return In A Dark Knight Sequel? Answer: Well... they didn't really say.

EXCLUSIVE: Danny Elfman To Score ‘Terminator Salvation.’ (Related: Take That McG - Michael Bay Takes a Shot at Terminator!)

Sherlock Holmes Invades Brooklyn (set pics of the three leads).

Sienna Miller Drops Out of 'Nottingham.' I am very pleased about this, because--I'm not saying I just hate Miller or anything, but Robin Hood (in its many forms) has always been one of my favorite stories, and Maid Marian is an important character to me, and... she's just not it.

Broadbent on Slughorn in Half-Blood Prince: "A Good Man, A Decent Man, but a Weak Man"; New HBP trio promo from LA Times; Toby Jones to Provide Voice of Dobby the House Elf Again for 'Deathly Hallows'; The Bravest Man I Ever Knew (Snape's birthday: SRS BSNS).

HEY LET'S GET ALL OUR DISCUSSION OF VAMPIRES (OR "VAMPIRES") OUT OF THE WAY HERE:

Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Hunky Vampire Edition, Part 1: Stephen Moyer; Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Hunky Vampire Edition, Part 2: Robert Pattinson; PrivacyWatch Special Edition: Robert Pattinson on Two Continents at Once. "In lieu of easy answers we send this Dueling PrivacyWatch Trial of the Century to you, the jury. Find Robert Pattinson." I say we all start sending in conflicting sightings. Like, dozens of them. You think I'm kidding, and I'm not even. As the elf dude once said: A DIVERSION!

(Speaking of 'True Blood': Michael Emerson wants to be a vampire. Apparently his wife is already on the show? OH MY GOD HE'S MARRIED TO ARLENE!)

Edi Gathegi Ready to Bite into 'New Moon'; MTV Producer Vies For Leah Clearwater Role: Watch Her Audition Tape Here! (Warning: I got some weird prompt for a username/password both on Google Reader and the page itself.)

Why does Michael Sheen keep coming back to the 'Underworld'?; We compare Lycans with the best werewolf transformations of all time; Selene is Back for Third Underworld (... kind of).

Why Are Vampires So Damn Sexy? A question that has been asked (and answered) so many times I can practically recite the usual explanations. Bonus points, however, for bringing Octavia Butler's Fledgling into the mix--that's off the beaten track for this kind of thing, and I want to read it now.

NOW BACK TO YOUR NON-VAMPIRIC LINKSPAM.

Peter Weir's 'The Way Back' Gets a Strong Cast - Farrell, Harris, Sturgess, and Ronan.

Ian McKellen opens the gates to AMC's new 'The Prisoner'; McKellan talks 'The Hobbit' and 'X-Men Origins: Magneto.' Way to spell his name two different ways, Sci-Fi Wire.

Rumor: Sam Raimi Wants Morbius for a Spider-Man 4 Villain. Rumor: I may no longer give a shit about the franchise after that last movie.

Brendan Fraser will have a cameo in 'G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.'

Amanda Seyfried And Liam Neeson Will Cheat Their Way Through ‘Chloe.’

Nicole Kidman Adds Her Voice To The 'Australia' Pile-On.

Steven Soderbergh On Casting Porn Star Sasha Grey For ‘The Girlfriend Experience’: ‘[She'll] Surprise People.’

Review: 'Che' is brilliant, frustrating; Four-Hour Blockbuster 'Che' Coming to a Theater Within 500 Miles of You.

Review: Feminism is a casualty in ‘Bride Wars.’

'The Unborn' Mixes Underwear, Demons, and Holocaust Survivors [Review]; Director David Goyer delivers a movie that isn't as good as the trailer; Film review: The Unborn ("A horror film bounces between the familiar and the stupid"). This is gonna be another movie where the reviews are fun to read, isn't it?


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I agree. I just got my husband one for Christmas. I've had an iPod for a couple years and I love it, but he thinks the sound quality sucks (which is kinda does, but I'm not that picky). He loves the hell out of his Zune, and I was thinking when my iPod dies I may get one myself.