Occupation: Girl

Please close the door and switch on the fun without fail.


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Please. If they would actually do it, they'd have thought of it by now. If anyone's going to, it's probably already waiting in my PO box as we speak.

I wouldn't dismiss it out of hand. You might need it after the past couple of weeks. XD

I'm surprised they didn't name it The Unicorn, honestly.

Okay, that just makes that fic where orgasms = unicorns even worse now.

Shhh... Dop't tell her you can buy unicorn themed dildos. She's having a hard enough week.

Oh, I was absolutely sure you could. I was just half-thinking that they'd name an actual Twilight toy "The Unicorn" because of that one fanfic.

YOU KNOW THE ONE, WITH ORGASMS CALLED UNICORNS, WE DISCUSSED THIS please don't make me find it.

Hahahahahahaha! oh noes, hahahahaha! OMG, dying. Just. ded.

I'm at work so I can't bring myself to click on the link...just please, PLEASE tell me they don't describe it as being made out of marble, granite, or any other *hard* substance.

Oh god. I was at work when I opened it and immediately sent an email to over half the people I work with. Hilarity ensued, along with discussions on different flavors of popsicles for...certain purposes.

Srsly. The people in my department are warped, but in a good way.

Give it a few weeks. It's not officially released yet.

Now I'm picturing The Littlest Edward standing next to the sparklecock. There doesn't need to be a story, really, just a picture...

That's just what his inferiority complex needs.

My suggestion if someone does send you one? Sell that sucker on ebay.

Well, I would definitely take pictures of it. I would probably be laughing too hard to hold the camera straight, though.

(THIS IS NOT A REQUEST TO BE SENT ONE)

(I WOULD PROBABLY DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT)

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