Occupation: Girl

Please close the door and switch on the fun without fail.


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Okay, that just makes that fic where orgasms = unicorns even worse now.

Shhh... Dop't tell her you can buy unicorn themed dildos. She's having a hard enough week.

Oh, I was absolutely sure you could. I was just half-thinking that they'd name an actual Twilight toy "The Unicorn" because of that one fanfic.

YOU KNOW THE ONE, WITH ORGASMS CALLED UNICORNS, WE DISCUSSED THIS please don't make me find it.

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