Occupation: Girl

Please close the door and switch on the fun without fail.

Appropriate music is appropriate.

I'm not so sure Jesus would even want to take the wheel on this one...

I think Jesus is busy requesting to be taken out of this trailer ASAP.

rofl, ok I actually laughed when they showed the bedbreaking scene.

The trailers for these movies are always so shiny and dramatic.

...The bed breaking scene. I CANNOT. xD

Oh god it's really happening.

I hope RPattz and KStew went out and got wicked drunk after filming wrapped.

I shrieked with laughter when Bella pulled her shirt up to check the baby lump. Oh my god, can you imagine the trailer for the next part? This is going to be AWESOME.

Hell, if they'd shown up to work every day drunk out of their goddamn minds, I wouldn't have blamed them a bit.

Well, you're listening to the perfect music.

I could only watch it with the sound down. And even then I was still kind of embarrassed?

I admit to doing the same thing. Even considering, I just keep shaking my head and laughing. I can't believe this is really truly happening.

I watched it once and now I kind of want to watch it again just to see what I missed in the initial trepidation and horror. But I can't bring myself to press play again.

Why is it that I'm a big girl who can deal with sex scenes and violence and whatnot in other media, but seeing Edward with the headboard skeeved me right out of my skin?

Well, because you know what actually happens, which is that it knocks her unconscious and she wakes up covered in bruises and chewed-up feathers all like MOAR! This isn't about being a mature adult, this is about knowing how fucked up it is.

Oh my goodness let's not go there.



why do I want to see this. what is wrong with me.




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CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! I can't imagine a more perfect trailer for this, though.

It is exactly what I imagined it would be, yeah.

About ten seconds in and we get shirtless Jacob. And then Edward leering at the altar and then headboard breaking. Am I sick because I clapped my hands with glee and barked like a seal???

Whatever you have may be contagious.

I'm gonna need a LOT of popcorn. And my purse flask, filled to capacity.

Purse and boot flask, this movie is likely to be 2+ hours.


laughing so hard


it hurts

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I can't stop laughing

(that wedding will be such a cheesefest)

(it looks so plotless)

OH my gods, wall-breaking sex, oh wow, so hilarious. ::rolling around with laughter::

I'm just sad that I won't be able to get roaring, screaming drunk before seeing this film, as I won't have a designated driver. Sadcakes.

Hire a limo. It will be worth it. It may even save your sanity.


Your icon delights me because I was just gushing to a friend last night about that movie. (Mostly in an effort to explain why Roxanne's name is significant in Megamind, but still.)

Wow, never before has teenage marriage been so dramatic. The music, man, I can't get over it. It's so... appropriately inappropriate.

Yes, Jesus, please take the wheel--and drive us into a tree or something, because severe head injuries may be the only way to cope with this mess.

Barring that, Jesus, can we please stop at the liquor store first?

Reaction from my friend: "I think when half your trailer is literally wedding invention there is something very wrong with your movie."

I lol-ed

I love how Billy Black rolls out all, "Dammit, kid, pants don't pay for themselves! What's got you all riled... oh."

The only thing missing is whatever glorious hairstyle Jasper will be rocking this time. Given last time's Grace Kelly, I'm thinking a tasteful Audrey Hepburn updo.

Anyone else seeing a blank black square?

OMG, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING EITHER. AT ALL OF IT. The strangely waterproof invitations! The angry rain-running! THE HEADBOARD. I CANNOT. This is going to be amaaaaaaaazing.

The strangely waterproof invitations!

I KNOW RIGHT? I was thinking, "what, did they laminate them?"


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