Ohhhh, my head is of the hurt. Whyyyyy? Ow.
Before I go lie down and stew in a bottle of Tylenol, I bring you:
maeritrae's Van Helsing Drinking Game.
From mcee: Deleted scenes from Troy (a link I stole from andrealyn).
Another Troy parody I found wandering around banalando: The Troy Parody to End All Troy Parodies.
Priam: You actually like the girl, right? Because I’m going to be really sore if you don’t.
Paris: Yes…I love her like you love buildings and plant life.
Priam: Oh. Cool! Take this, my wimpier son. You might need it to whoop a bitch ass.
Paris: Whoa. So cool. So SHINY.
Priam: Don’t touch the sharp end.
Paris: I’m not THAT stupid!
Priam: Yes. Yes you are.