(Wait, no, #1 is not entirely true. ATTENTION: Des Hommes et des Chatons is the best Tumblr ever. Also, always winter but never Stoker, I am so sad.)
They're rerunning the Hannibal pilot tonight, if you either got interested from reading the recap or now want to watch it and then read the recap.
We ended up having some super-interesting discussions in the comments. (Since we still had some logic questions, here's the short, untangled version of what happened.) (WARNING: There are some book/movie spoilers in the other threads that are probably relevant to later seasons of the show.) Also, I realized that I remember way less of Red Dragon than I thought I did and just broke down and ordered a copy of the book, which I haven't read in like 15-20 years when I was a teenager because when did I get so old?
Also, right when I'd decided it probably wasn't lung sausage... it was lung sausage.
SHIT I FEEL KIND OF TERRIBLE ABOUT TALKING ABOUT NOTHING BUT THIS
@cinemablend: Matt Damon Aims To Change The World In Explosive First Trailer For Elysium
@comingsoonnet: Three More Posters for Baz Luhrmann's The Great Gatsby
@TheAVClub: BBC America and BBC original recipe to partner on miniseries version of Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell
@cinemablend: Fast & Furious 6's Luke Evans To Star In Dracula
@EW: 'Ringworld' miniseries in the works at Syfy -- EXCLUSIVE
Meanwhile, I hunger. If only the thought of food didn't make me feel a smidge queasy these days.