ALERT ALERT ALERT
There is somehow a Surprise New Gender Swap Twilight Book, and I have been livetweeting it on my secondary twitter at a snail's pace all day long (I keep getting caught up in comparing the versions, which will surprise no one who reads the Hannibal recaps). Yes: Beaufort Swan and Edythe Cullen. My right hand to God.
Speaking of which, bonus Storify: That time I decided Edward was a disappointing son that Hannibal kicked out.
(ahhhhh I was getting done with the "Contorno" recap, daaaaamn youuuuuu)