Oh, for fuck's sake. This is either a troll or someone whose friend has pulled the wool over her eyes:
Either way, I'm stressed enough as it is without having to deal with "OMG *U* R TEH STEELR!" too.
ETA: I have the IP numbers of both comments; they're the same. From an ISP in New Zealand, of all places. (Given how much money I have spent on the Lord of the Rings movies and associated merchandise, I feel deeply betrayed.) (That's a joke, people.) The IP does NOT match Self-Confidence Boy's comment, so it's not directly related to the ff.net kerfluffle.
I know a lot of people visit from non-LJ links, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to turn off anonymous comments here and at m15m until things settle down, because if you want to accuse me of something, you can damn well have the balls to leave a name.