Okay, so, in Kingdom of Loathing, I'm falling-down drunk (yeah, I only wish I was drinking right now). A Beat Snatcher is still me, but now I have a meatcar and a dinghy. I'm currently trying to figure this one out: "Around the bend, you find a curious thing: A door completely covered with salad (not pictured.) You won't be able to get past this door unless you uncover it. If only you had a way to move all of this salad." I tried tongs and it didn't work. (ETA: I tried them again and they felt like working this time. Yay!)
The Olympic opening program: The Greeks are on craaaaaack. For serious, y'all. I mean, the red centaur was cool. The history parade was cool. But the rest of it? I have no idea what's going on. Slo-mo exploding Greek art? Cube guy? Some random couple "frolicking" in the water? "Hi, I represent the naked future of Greece! Watch my belly glow!"
Sister Girl: "Heeeee. She's pregnant with a lightbulb."
Me: "Got a streetlamp for her babydaddy."
So now we're watching the parade of nations, and--this is going to take until 11 pm? Wow.
ETA: So. Much. Techno music. I think we're gonna have a lightswitch rave.