Cleolinda Jones (cleolinda) wrote,
Cleolinda Jones

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Paper-induced dementia

[Creeps downstairs, opens cupboards, fridge--nothing.]

Where is it, precious? Where are all the snackses?

Gone, gone, gone! Stupid fat parentses ate all the snackses!

No! No sugar cookies? No E.L. Fudgeses? No crunchable chipses?

[Wailing] They don't care if we starves! They don't care if we sits up all night writing stupid nassty term paper! They eats all the snackses their fat selves! Oo, croutons.


[Wily look] Cinnamon toast?

Is it tasty? Is it--crunchable?

If we cooks it long enough, yes, precious.

[Dances around kitchen in glee.]
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