Student Kacie Spears said professor Louis Houston lost control right after class began Wednesday morning and was yelling obscenities.
"Then he told us if we got out of our seats he's gonna kill us. He went on the black board and wrote "911 now", so we were really in fear for our lives," Spears told KATC-TV.
Spears said Houston slapped a student and then told his class he was God.
I'm sure there's an awful "Kacie Spears"/"Hit me one more time" joke I could make, but I am above that, people.
Meanwhile, back in the world of sane people, my class was pleasant and uneventful, although I have no idea what I'm doing for my term paper, and the two-page prospectus is due Tuesday. Fnarrr.