Cleolinda Jones (cleolinda) wrote,
Cleolinda Jones
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It took me a while to hear about the Jon Stewart-Tucker Carlson fracas, but...

STEWART: You know, the interesting thing I have is, you have a responsibility to the public discourse, and you fail miserably.

CARLSON: You need to get a job at a journalism school, I think.

STEWART: You need to go to one.

CARLSON: Wait. I thought you were going to be funny. Come on. Be funny.

STEWART: No. No. I'm not going to be your monkey.

[...]

CARLSON: I do think you're more fun on your show. Just my opinion.

STEWART: You know what's interesting, though? You're as big a dick on your show as you are on any show.


I think I need a cigarette now. *flick* Ahhhhh.


ETA: aprilia27 came through with a video link for us. Both our links have the transcript, but hers may be more accurate, however, given that mine is the crappy CNN insta-transcript.
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    As I just said on Twitter, I keep forgetting that chronic health issues are chronic and that I can't just wait them out. "Oh, I feel like shit…

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    that I am having a REALLY hard time concentrating, despite having an Outline of Update Posts to work from. (Refer to previous entry.) So I'm still…

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