Cleolinda Jones (cleolinda) wrote,
Cleolinda Jones
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Paper-induced dementia, part 6

Why doesn't it finish, precious? We writes and we writes and we writes, and it never ends!

How many pageses?

Ten, precious!

Ten is not so bad, yes? Ten is good, ten is nice!

Ten includes the bibliography!

[Face falls pitifully.]

We must turn it in, precious!

NO!

We haves to! It's already late, yes it is, precious! Better turn it in to good master before master loses his patience, yes. Master doesn't care how long it is! He didn't care last fall!

... You win.

Well, first we has to writes the conclusion, precious...

[Sobbing.]
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