Cleolinda Jones (cleolinda) wrote,
Cleolinda Jones
cleolinda

This sounds fun:

if bush wins, i will ____________________.
if kerry wins, i will ____________________.

(lykaios, the meme originator? Will capitalize.)

If Bush wins, I will bitch about it every single day of his second term. That's not a promise, that's just a fact. Like, we'll be into 2006 and I'll still be ending entries with "P.S. I still hate Bush."*

If Kerry wins--man. I gotta think of something really good for this. Like, I gotta tempt fate so that he might actually win in the weird superstitious cosmology of my mind where random things I do affect world events. Don't lie, you do it too. So... If Kerry wins... I'll post a substantial excerpt from the Fifteen Minutes book on Inauguration Day. Because, seriously, I am not assuming that I will have finished the book before then someone wouldn't have assassinated him by then.

*Actual P.S.: Sister Girl's best friend thinks that Bush "is hot." I am not kidding you. She's twenty years old and she means it. Hot as in "physically attractive." I went into a "Bitch, are you for real?" tailspin after she declared this that lasted something like two whole days.
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