if bush wins, i will ____________________.
if kerry wins, i will ____________________.
(lykaios, the meme originator? Will capitalize.)
If Bush wins, I will bitch about it every single day of his second term. That's not a promise, that's just a fact. Like, we'll be into 2006 and I'll still be ending entries with "P.S. I still hate Bush."*
If Kerry wins--man. I gotta think of something really good for this. Like, I gotta tempt fate so that he might actually win
*Actual P.S.: Sister Girl's best friend thinks that Bush "is hot." I am not kidding you. She's twenty years old and she means it. Hot as in "physically attractive." I went into a "Bitch, are you for real?" tailspin after she declared this that lasted something like two whole days.