ETA: I was trying to get to sleep last night, and suddenly I sat bolt upright and said out loud, "Charlie Arabia!"
We also need to amend Jinway to Jinmark. Claire needs a new name because "Clairentina" is too twee, as it actually sounds like a real name (and an awful one at that). (Clairwan? Clairwaii?) Mercutio was really hard anyway, but he needs a new one, too (Mercutiopia? Bosnia-Mercutiovina?), because I just realized that Scott and Steve (who will apparently show up again) totally need to be Stevedad and Scottbago, because I can't tell them apart anyway.