Cleolinda Jones (cleolinda) wrote,
Cleolinda Jones
cleolinda

Apparently we're giving all the Lost characters their own countries, so I'ma have to go with Sawyerland, Sayidistan, Jackstralia, Katebabwe, Clairentina, Sunisia, Jinway, Hurleguay, Boonzil, and Snickerbitchapan. And Rose, if she ever comes back, can be Rose New Guinea. And maybe we can have, like, the United Charlie Emirates or Trinidad and Mercutio or something. Mercutio's Kid should totally be El Waltador. Vincent, of course, gets the Labrador Peninsula. I can't improve on fanofall's "Locke Lomond."

ETA: I was trying to get to sleep last night, and suddenly I sat bolt upright and said out loud, "Charlie Arabia!"

We also need to amend Jinway to Jinmark. Claire needs a new name because "Clairentina" is too twee, as it actually sounds like a real name (and an awful one at that). (Clairwan? Clairwaii?) Mercutio was really hard anyway, but he needs a new one, too (Mercutiopia? Bosnia-Mercutiovina?), because I just realized that Scott and Steve (who will apparently show up again) totally need to be Stevedad and Scottbago, because I can't tell them apart anyway.
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