Occupation: Girl

Because

1) What America needs right now is some famous people in pricey clothes;

2) It's only two hours;

and

3) My red carpet icons were getting lonely.

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Commercials: Two fish sandwiches for five bucks? I'm not sure you could pay me to eat fast-food fish sandwiches, honestly. Blair Underwood may or may not actually be on the premises, but he would like to share some clips with you to illustrate the fact that old-school silver screen actors worked twenty-four hours a day for bread crusts uphill both ways before they had SAG. Just so you know.

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Does this dress make me look fat?

Man, that was the longest Detrol commercial ever.

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I can't decide whether I like my green avatar dress or my brown avatar dress better. Thoughts?

Blair Underwood is back with clips representing pension plans and racial equality. ~ The More You Know! ~

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I'm already getting ready to sniffle, y'all.

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Man, my neck is starting to crick. If we have the Oscars this year, I am not going to hold up too well.

Am I the only one who thinks that Vantage Point actually looks kind of interesting?

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Please welcome Kate Hudson in... wow, I'm not even sure I can describe this one. Also Matthew McConaughey, who is totally stroking her back where (theoretically) no one can see. Male lead actor! ( Collapse )

ETA: The awards run again at 10 pm (CST)--basically, there's an hour of something else between airings, so it'll start up again in about half an hour.