August 5th, 2008

onoz

MIND-SHIELDS UP

Oh my shit.

Just read until you get to the part that is Relevant to My Interests, as the lolcats say. You'll know it when you see it. Because it mentions me BY NAME. I'm not even going to read the comments. I am, however, going to ask RPattz if he's got a spare room at his safehouse.


ETA: I'll just say it now, before anything has happened, just so y'all have fair warning: if you want to come kick up some dust over here, I'm sorry, I'm going to start freezing, screening, or banning, as necessary. This is my e-home. You wanna go to your e-home and call me the filthiest names you know, God bless and God speed. I'm not going to have any rumbles here. Are we the Jets or the Sharks?

ETA 2: WHAT IS GOING ON YOU GUYS THIS IS CRAZY.


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twilight2

Well, my calendar said "The excitement never ends..."

Hello, newcomers! Some of you are here because you were linked to the Breaking Dawn commentary/recap. Some of you are here because you saw the New York Magazine blog post; some of you are here to kill me. Welcome, one and all! Read, friend, have fun, try not to break the furniture! And thank you to Dan Kois (who, I just realized, is Dan Kwa from TWOP, he of the Lost recaps of yore) for the NYMag shoutout, by the way.

(And thanks for all the support, y'all--regulars and lurkers alike. Awww!)

In case you stayed to read more of my journal and you have no idea what it's for, I talk mostly about pop culture like 85%of the internet, specifically movies. I post Movies in Fifteen Minutes every few months at m15m (ZOMG I WROTE A BOOK OF THEM! YOU CAN GET IT AT AMAZON.CO.UK! EVEN THOUGH I'M FROM ALABAMA! I KNOW, IT'S REALLY WEIRD!). I generally do dailyish movies-and-misc linkspams; sometimes I tell stories about my family or my dogs or strange things that happened or weird dreams I had. Sporadically I recap or discuss random things (often books) because I just feel like it, and the Twilight series was one of those things. I also have a silly little PBWiki to organize my LJ content into more browsable categories; it will always be, by its nature, under construction, but feel free to poke around over there. (The "Best Of" section may be the most convenient.)

Also-also, anyone crazy enough to look for bloggers to hire: I will write for food. And also, I can actually string three words together without swearing, I promise. If I'd known the recaps would be this widely linked, I would have worked a little less blue. A little.

And finally: the thing to remember about internet fame is, you're still less famous than that Star Wars kid. So other than the security system I'm installing in my hair at my house, we're pretty much going to carry on as normal here.

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