May 22nd, 2009

why you do this

Miscellaneous thoughts

Chez Jones is still a house divided over the Kris/Adam Question. As much as my mother has come to accept that Adam didn't "need" the win and will do just as well without it (isn't Queen in the market for a new lead singer? No, I mean a new -new singer), she is still somewhat disdainful of Kris. I cannot believe that, of the two of us, my mother would be the one to back the sexually ambiguous glam rocker.

MY STEPFATHER CUT MY JASMINE. JASMINE IS NOT A HEDGE. IT DOES NOT NEED TO BE TRIMMED. IT DOES NOT NEED A SHAPE. MY JAAAAAAASMIIIIIIIINE NOOOOOOOOO.

On the upside, our gardenias are finally coming out. Hydrangea blooms are still MIA.

I gave my mother an ice cream maker for Mother's Day (and it was on sale! You know how we feel about sales!). I am hoping for strawberry on Memorial Day.

For some reason I thought Memorial Day was next weekend, and was confused when everyone seemed to be treating this weekend like a holiday. You know. For some odd reason. I are smrt.

First (I guess?) shots from New Moon. (EW has them up now as well. Somewhere, MTV is gnawing its fingernails off with jealousy.) The ONTD post title is, I believe, the last thing Jacob says to Bella in the book, which still makes me laugh. Also, I can deny it no longer: Chris Weitz is cute.


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