May 21st, 2012

msauvage purple

So I saw Battleship

@cleolinda: Well, that was the best Navy recruitment film I have EVER SEEN. Also, I really want a Coke Zero now.

@cleolinda: OH DAMMIT RT @TheMovieSpoiler: Stay for ALL of the credits in BATTLESHIP #TheMovieSpoiler #Credits

[I staggered out of there the red-hot second the music started because I had "enjoyed" a "medium" Coke Not-Zero and spent the last hour of the movie in steadily increasing pain, and nothing could have made me stay, much less this.]

@cleolinda: Man, a full-length Battleship at @TheMovieSpoiler would help. Unfortunately, judging by the box office, I was the only person who saw it.

@cleolinda: I TOOK THAT BULLET FOR ALL OF YOU RT @tinytempest: @cleolinda yes, and we're all giving you the side-eye because you did.

@cleolinda: HOW ELSE WOULD YOU KNOW THAT "Mahalo, motherf--" WAS A THING THAT REALLY HAPPENED?

@alliancesjr: Wait, what? That was a thing that happened?

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I would ask y'all what you thought, but judging by the box office, I'm not sure there's anything to say or anyone to say it. My mother might have actually counted as negative dollars towards a gross that low. She loved it, though, and wants to see it again--two for two this summer for her. And I'm pretty sure she would, except that she also wants to see Snow White and the Hammer Guy and Prometheus (PROMETHEUS! PROMETHEUS!!!), and there are only so many weekends.

(Poor Taylor Kitsch. She's gonna love John Carter when it comes out on DVD.)


OH BY THE WAY THERE IS ALSO A NEW JAMES BOND TRAILER. Also that.



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