Occupation: Girl

You guys, you need to know ahead of time that there are power outages in Tuscaloosa and heavy rain, lightning, thunder, etc., here in Birmingham. In fact, I lost TV reception for a while. Also, I have a sore throat and combination chills/hot flashes and an earache, I feel like ass warmed over, and I have been talking myself out of crawling into bed for the last hour. All the grimdark forces of the world are arrayed against us, is what I'm saying. *hair breeze*

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Please welcome! Don Cheadle and Eva Longoria (in boob-windowed black) to present Miss Golden Globe, Clint Eastwood's daughter Francesca, because okay.

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Please welcome! John Goodman and Actual Tony Mendez, Real-Life Hero of Argo, to present the Argo montage! The sound is terrible in a way that is not my TV's fault and I can barely hear what he is saying. I still need and want to see Argo! Yay!

Please also welcome! Jason Statham and Jennifer Lopez with meager swaths of lace painted onto portions of her body, it is kind of magnificent!

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WHAT DID I MISS WHAT DID I MISS wow, Kristen Bell is a tiny person.

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Ahahahaha Taylor.





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@joshc: Are Jodie Foster and Kevin Costner being loaded onto the White Ship to sail to the Undying Lands at the conclusion of the Golden Globes?

I'm a little concerned, yeah.

Sigh. Blurbly doubled BLAR BLAR sound on the TV again. Damn, Halle Berry has a great dress. Like a big kind of raspberry pink floral pattern ballgown and--


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