Cleolinda Jones (cleolinda) wrote,
Cleolinda Jones
cleolinda

Whoa, Sylvester Stallone. The hell? Everyone in the audience is like, "The fuck?" "Let's talk about Clint Eastwood!" Ohhh, I get it. Stallone's all "jealous" of Clint's boxing movie. Stallone is so what Matt LeBlanc is going to grow up to be like, by the way.

Here's Goldie Hawn. Eh. Best musical/comedy. Gooooooooo Eternal Sunshine! Oh, shit, I did that wrong, didn't I? Sideways takes it. Dammit. Very nice dresses on the actresses, though. Also, the guy accepting stands there with his hand in his jacket pocket for like a minute, and he totally looks like Napoleon. Heh. Finding yourself, protecting the vision, heart in every frame, etc.

Sigh. I hope Clint Eastwood is prepared to get up again.

Here's Nicole! Nicole, I love you! Maybe not as much as I used to, due to your overuse of Bo--what the shit are you WEARING? Huh. On second glance, the peacock shoulder-feather is kind of swank. Nice. And... The Aviator wins! Yay! We're still in the game! Although I have nothing to do with it, and technically I thought it was just a pretty good movie and it didn't change my life or anything! But come on! Everybody's gotta have a team to root for. The guy accepting says something about "a brilliantly originable script." Dubya? Is that you? Woot! Shoutout for Her Cateness! Seriously, I may never forgive Annette Bening for this. I still haven't forgiven Gwyneth Paltrow for running off with her Elizabeth Oscar, and that was something like six years ago. Ah, well. Cate got the last laugh. She's over here working with Martin Scorsese and Peter Jackson and Wes Anderson, and Gwyneth Paltrow's in, like, View from the Top. Oh, and Sylvia. Wasn't that supposed to be her big awards comeback? HA HA.

Yeah, I get way bitter about this stuff. You haven't even seen me get het up about the Oscars proper yet.
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