Cleolinda Jones (cleolinda) wrote,
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Whew. Titanic sample (only five pages, so don't get too excited yet) is off. Dolphin appearances so far: 3. I think the Vengeful Dolphins are going to be this movie's running gag.

Of course, now I'm so behind that I have to pull both Titanic and Attack of the Clones out of my ass by Friday. And a paper on The Wide Wide World. WHEE.

from anne_jumps, although you've all seen it by now: Are you a goth? According to St. Mary's Catholic Church... yes. I don't even know you, but yes. You are a goth. Just trust me on this. And have your parents "enlist" you at a mental health center, stat.

Texas Teens Increased Sex After Abstinence Program. Yeah, let's tell a bunch of teenagers not to do something and see what happens. Brilliant.

At Tomato Nation: Girls Bike Club 6. I love Sars, but Girls Bike Club makes me howl.

The 50 Most Loathsome People of 2004.

"A buffalo that escaped from an auction ended up in a dressing room at the Rushmore Plaza Civic Center where it spent a couple of hours staring into a mirror."

Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher has once again slammed reports her breasts are fake in a bid to temper the increasing "hysteria" they're generating. OH, THE HUMANITY!

What's your rock star name? I am Zola Pop, because I RULE.

Press Release: "Science Fiction Authors Hoax Vanity Publisher." This is Atlanta Nights again--I adore that they actually put out a press release for this. Also? I didn't even catch that the "author's" name is a pun until someone pointed it out to me.

Cleo Pleads with Her Readership to Go See Phantom of the Opera, Episode 46: I was chatting with someone using the "comedy sheep" icon in a Phantom icon community the other night, and she basically said, "You know, I read the parody before I saw the movie, and I thought, 'Oh, comedy sheep, that's really cute.' I didn't realize that there were actual sheep in the movie. I just about died when they actually showed up." I keep telling y'all: I Am Not. Making This Stuff. Up. And I like going on tangents and flights of fancy. It's just that, with this movie, I didn't have to.

P.S. Vladimir is actually going to a press screening on Thursday, so you'll get an actual, bonafide, paid critic's opinion as to whether I am this movie is on crack or not.  

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