Okay, people keep telling me that some girl sang "Phantom of the Opera" on American Idol last night and actually got through. That kind of sounds like the worst song from that show you could possibly sing 1) by yourself and 2) with no accompaniment, but apparently she knocked it out of the park, as far as the judges were concerned. I'm sort of curious to hear it, so if you know of an audio or video clip floating around somewhere, let me know.
So-called U.S. hostage appears to be toy. I'm torn between "relief" and "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
Best and worst movie endings?
"Woman Pleads Guilty to Selling Fake 'Duff Beer'."
How to avoid baby penguin attacks (thanks, anonymisty).
Oh, wow--I didn't realize it was almost eleven. I haven't even had breakfast yet--I've been sitting here working while my hair was air-drying--and I still need to look over today's reading and write up a question. Fnarrr.