Oh, so much fun:
MY SOUL CRAVES THIS T-SHIRT. 
spamusement: "this is what the big dogs do"
Turner Classic Movies is love.
"Hugh-mans: Please do not bring guns."
"Dr. Zhivago's Gift Shop."
"Yes, THE Anthony Hopkins. Also, I am huggable."
"Humbert took me to a specialty lingerie store this afternoon. He's been helping me try [the stockings] on while I'm sitting on his lap."
"If you don't marry your assistant quickly, she will quit her job, move to Pittsburgh, and become a housekeeper for Jimmy Stewart...whom she'll eventually fall in love with and marry. Don't let this happen! You two have a child togeth...wait a minute. No you don't."
"My Jaws Scrapbook."
"Please select a container size for your needed alcohol consumable beverage and quantity."
"Bates Taxidermy Shop, Valentine's 2-for-1 Special."
"Rate My Suitors! --Conceited, disreputable, crude!"
"ZIS PAGE BELONGS TO ME!"
"Mommie, mommie, mommie......where are u? Daddy no fun.I hate oatmeal."
"Is your child planning her first murder?"
"Who cares - have you been to the Louvre?! Absolutely incredible! When I wasn't avoiding getting stabbed or dodging gunfire, I also got to shop in the Southern Paris district. Marvy!"
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