Well, not really drunk. More like post-drinking tipsy. I had three Long Islands at the Mill with Brett and the Lovely Emily (and I haven't had hardly anything to drink in forever). And now I have to stay up until I'm sober. It's my secret to never having a hangover. So that's why I have a Richard Marx Greatest Hits CD playing, because theoretically I'm going to sober up in a couple of hours and go, "Holy fuck, why am I listening to Richard Marx??" And that's how I'll know.