Cleolinda Jones (cleolinda) wrote,
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"Dammit, Sam!"

Sister Girl just got the EA Return of the King game, which she's been playing on her computer all afternoon (with frequent trips to my computer to look up cheats). She had me go in there just now to see if my torch-throwing aim was any better than hers (she's a lefty) in the spider caves, and... seriously, y'all, I don't play video games so I have no skill whatsoever, but I might make an exception for this one, because it's hilarious. You've got really random monologues from the characters/real actors summarizing the movie plots, real-actor grunts and groans, and the uncanny ability to walk in circles and/or in the direction opposite of the way you wanted. Sister Girl's on the Sam level now, and it's hysterical--through the whole thing you hear Elijah Wood wailing for help in some distant cave, and Sam's all like, "Get back, you filth! Ow! Ow! Ow ow ow!" And then he dies in a hail of flaming arrows. Cheerful, isn't it?
Tags: games, hilarity, lord of the rings, ow

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