"Kansas Police Make Arrest in BTK Killings." Oh, WHOA. I was just reading up on this case earlier this week. This is big stuff, and if they really did catch the guy--you're going to be hearing a lot about him.
A different kind of crazy: poor Jenna Elfman, her brain has been et by Scientology. The article is notable in that it explains more about Scientology, and in a snarkier way, than most articles do. What's a "body thetan"? Wonder no longer.
This just in: yay presents! Tim Tams from kittygopounce (thank you thank you thank you!) and something cylindrical! From I know not who! And I know not what! Because I'm going downstairs to get some scissors, and possibly a blowtorch! Whee!