Could this Sin City review BE any more spoilerific? Damn. (Seriously, do not click that link unless you literally want to be spoiled for the endings of the Marv/Goldie story, the Hartigan/Nancy story, and what the hell Creepy!Elijah Wood is doing in the movie at all. I was just expecting to hear, you know, "the directing/acting/cinematography is amazing/disappointing/whatever," not "and you'll really be blown away by THIS SCENE THAT YOU TOTALLY DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BEFOREHAND, THANKS." But I know some of y'all were looking for spoilers... so.)
M. Night Shyamalan's next movie:
LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - "Sixth Sense" helmer M. Night Shyamalan will write and direct his next film, the fantasy thriller "Lady in the Water," for Warner Bros. Pictures. "Water" centers on the superintendent of an apartment building who finds a rare type of sea nymph swimming in the apartment pool.The only reason I'm intrigued is that... well, that's what they're telling you up front. I don't even want to know what else is going on.
It's... a long story.
aperrin2: We Bennets should gang up and control the internets!
allthelivesofme: Hmmmm.... *evil, deranged laughter*
aperrin2: We need an anthem. How about:
Mine eyes have seen the snarking of the terminally bored
They have spooged in all the forums (where the wanks of yore are stored)
They are soon to be enlightened by our literary sword
The Bennetts are marching on.
(Glory Glory etc.)
I have seen these petty pissants when they're wanking in the night
They hardly need a reason to pause and pick a fight
The Bennetts and the Joneses will shortly set 'em right
Cause their HEDS IS PASTED ON!
Back to work!