A brief history of Fandom Wank:
Arthur the single-cell swam around and sucked up plankton. Then he split in two. The end.Bonus points for prediction of the Potterdammerung.
Early reviews were favourable. “Omigod, that was awsum! Rite mor soon!” Besides sucking at plankton, eukaryotiks also sucked at grammar and spelling, and as far as I know, singled-celled organisms still do.
From megmatthews20: Times not to quote Pirates of the Caribbean ("When the police have just arrested you and are about to take you into custody and you say 'parlay'").
I think the sequel to "Snakes on a Plane" should be called...