Cleolinda Jones (cleolinda) wrote,
Cleolinda Jones
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A few quick things before my internet goes out again:

A brief history of Fandom Wank:
Arthur the single-cell swam around and sucked up plankton. Then he split in two. The end.

Early reviews were favourable. “Omigod, that was awsum! Rite mor soon!” Besides sucking at plankton, eukaryotiks also sucked at grammar and spelling, and as far as I know, singled-celled organisms still do.
Bonus points for prediction of the Potterdammerung.

From megmatthews20: Times not to quote Pirates of the Caribbean ("When the police have just arrested you and are about to take you into custody and you say 'parlay'").

Poll #761519 Poll time!

I think the sequel to "Snakes on a Plane" should be called...

Snakes on a Train
114(17.9%)
Snakes on a Crane
24(3.8%)
Snakes on a Dane
62(9.7%)
Snakes on My Brain
75(11.8%)
Snakes on Spokane
13(2.0%)
Snakes on Mark Twain
112(17.6%)
Snakes on Romaine
45(7.1%)
Snakes on McCain
43(6.8%)
Snakes on Billy Zane
149(23.4%)

Ticky box?

Ticky what?
50(8.0%)
Icky socks?
38(6.1%)
Sticky fox?
89(14.2%)
TICKY BOX!
334(53.4%)



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  • Ow

    As I just said on Twitter, I keep forgetting that chronic health issues are chronic and that I can't just wait them out. "Oh, I feel like shit…

  • This is simply to say

    that I am having a REALLY hard time concentrating, despite having an Outline of Update Posts to work from. (Refer to previous entry.) So I'm still…

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    HELLO. The thing for me is that time flies really quickly. I look up and three months have passed; I look down and three more are gone. I did sort…