Also, I'm sleeping really, really well.
I opened the fridge this morning to get some milk and there... exactly at my eye level, next to the iced tea... was a gleaming peridot bottle of Mountain Dew. It may have had sunbeams from heaven and angels floating around it singing holy arias; I was still a little groggy. Sister Girl must have left it in there for later, since she's off work today for a Culinard thing this evening. I stood there and stared at it for a very long time. I could still go downstairs and get it, you know. It could be mine. It could be mine.
Irwin family to decline offer of state funeral.
Colleges grapple with student suicides. Yeah, I'm pretty sure changing the locks isn't the way to handle it.
Austrian discusses years of captivity.
Time to Learn a New Word: "Unbox." An interesting download-only Netflix alternative from Amazon that will include day-after episodes of TV shows.
New Republic editor discovered to have sockpuppeted his own blog.
James Frey and Random House settle reader lawsuits. "Readers who bought the book on or before Jan. 26, the day Frey and the publisher acknowledged that he had made up parts of the book, will be eligible for a full refund, The New York Times reported Thursday, citing an anonymous source familiar with the negotiations. The readers claimed in a lawsuit that they had been defrauded because the book was sold as a memoir instead of fiction."
Gwen Stefani Gets All Dolled Up.
Ah, the unphotoshopped Gawker picture. It... doesn't look much more like the parents, really. People are saying it has Tom or Katie's eyes, but I don't see it. But at least I don't feel like the baby's going to suck my soul out through my tear ducts with this one.
The Fountain booed in Venice? I actually sat up and cried "WHAT?" out loud. That is how invested I have become in this movie.
Terry Gilliam to make graphic novels when he can't make movies.
"Perfume" film released after 15 year rights battle. By the way, I found a trailer on my hard drive that I didn't even remember downloading. They left the orgy in.
MGM plans 5 movie sequels. "Wednesday's announcement included the unveiling of thrillers Species 4, WarGames 2, Into the Blue 2 and romance Cutting Edge 3, along the Legally Blonde title which, Sands said, will not star Oscar winner Witherspoon." Well, I know I'm excited now.
Will Ferrell in Blades of Glory, possibly Prince Valiant. Just go look at the picture. You'll understand.
Paris Hilton, DUI, blah blah blah. It's a tough call--you can't enjoy the schadenfreude without acknowledging her existence, which is basically her evil plan in the first place.