Cleolinda Jones (cleolinda) wrote,
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Sore-ish throat this morning. That can't be good. And it's not keeping me at home tonight, thanks.

Email spam of deep deepness:

From: Jonathan Johnson
Subject: with thanksgiving, he said, unto me, all the woman

Florida executions halted after injection bungled.

Over 250 sick after eating at Indiana Olive Garden; 300 say they got ill from Olive Garden. Insert your own joke about bad chain-restaurant cooking here. I like it, personally, but the joke's there.

"American Pie" actress turns herself in at NY court; Charges against actress to be dropped. "Actress Natasha Lyonne, the star of American Pie accused of threatening to sexually molest a dog, turned herself in at a New York court on Friday."

Beyonce transforms into 'Sasha' onstage.

"Macaca" named most politically incorrect word. Most? This in the same year as the Michael Richards incident, no less.

World's tallest man saves China dolphins.

U.S. first ladies to be honored on coins.

Drugs eyed in slayings of British women. Which is an awkward way of saying, they think the Ipswich killer may have drugged women before he killed them. Not, that, like drug deals were involved or something.

Judith Regan fired after Simpson debacle. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

From biblio_filia: The longest trailer ever, starring Tori Spelling gyrating in her underwear, some guy, a random polar bear in a tank, and Cthulhu (not pictured). I think it's a real trailer, but I'm not sure; there really is a Cthulhu movie starring Spelling. I guess I'm not sure because it's just so bad.


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