Cleolinda Jones (cleolinda) wrote,
Cleolinda Jones
cleolinda

Golden Globes, part 7

"Please welcome the actress who stars in The Holiday! Cameron Diaz!" THE actress? The ONLY ONE? Fuck you too, Ca--sweet God, what is she wearing? I mean, I already said the dark hair was fug, but sweet fancy Moses what is that dress? Did you ever pour out a whole bottle of bubblebath when you were a kid and your mom wasn't watching, and then you had this mountain of foam spilling over the side that you had to chuck into the sink and down the toilet as fast as you could? It looks like that. In beige.

Why yes, it was Hilary Swank in the diamond flower. It's very Black Dahlia, actually (and no, you STILL don't look like Mia Kirshner). Also, Jake Gyllenhaal is also here to present Best Screenplay to... the writer of The Queen. He... is not talking about The Queen. Oh dear. Is he getting political? "I've got to wrap up! Thank you Stephen! Thank you Helen! --Goodbye!"

Is that Vanessa Williams with the giant... not a fro, precisely, but... a... two-story pony fro? I don't even know? And is Tim Allen really smashed hitting on her? Best Actor in a TV Comedy: Alec Baldwin. Jack Nicholson is very happy for Baldwin. Also, the actress with David Spade that I didn't recognize a few entries back was Tina Fey: that's how good she looks, that I didn't even recognize her.

Diane Keaton for L'Oreal: "I'm loopy and incoherent as all hell, and I'm worth it."


Site Meter
Tags: awards, golden globes, movies
Subscribe

  • HELLO

    I have not checked in for a while! Also I'm so used to Twitter that I totally forgot about comments here and I NEED TO CHECK THOSE OMG. I saw a…

  • Quick updates

    Finally recovering from my probably convention-induced sinus infection. Even after I fought off a tickle of a cough that only lasted a day or two, I…

  • Moar updates

    As a short update before I get back to working on "Aperitivo"--had my two-hour fasting glucose test yesterday. @NelsonSmandela: @cleolinda Did you…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    switch
    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    Help
  • 20 comments

  • HELLO

    I have not checked in for a while! Also I'm so used to Twitter that I totally forgot about comments here and I NEED TO CHECK THOSE OMG. I saw a…

  • Quick updates

    Finally recovering from my probably convention-induced sinus infection. Even after I fought off a tickle of a cough that only lasted a day or two, I…

  • Moar updates

    As a short update before I get back to working on "Aperitivo"--had my two-hour fasting glucose test yesterday. @NelsonSmandela: @cleolinda Did you…