P.S. I wish Gina had done "Livin' on a Prayer" instead of Jordin, because Gina would have rocked it, and Jordin is probably going to get kicked off over it. Sadface.
(The level of service you have come to expect from this blog: "You Give Love a Bad Name" converted to mp3 and edited down to the song itself.)
FDA issues antidepressant alert; Antidepressant suicide warning expanded.
Feds: Millions ate chickens fed tainted food.
Sarcastic judge tosses KFC lawsuit. I just like the juxtaposition of the last two headlines there.
Experts skeptical of 'Master Cleanse' detox diet. Although it still may be safer than eating any food produced in America.
Chemical cocktail may be key to pet-food deaths.
Couple touring home find woman's body.
Authorities charge man with rare 'murder by duel.'
Historian: Jack the Ripper was South Africa's 'King of Pimps.' Wait, what?
xkcd's Map of Online Communities (includes the Bay of Trolls, Isle of Slash, Your Base and Spaaaarta).
Christian Bale Says Heath Ledger Has 'Really Crazy' Take on Joker. And while we're here, remember: any full-face shots of Joker!Ledger to date have been debunked as fakes. So we still have no idea what it's going to be like.
Keira Knightley To Quit Acting? Probably not, but it does sound like she's being overworked and overstalked by photographers at the moment.
(Meanwhile: Keira's Mom in a Historical Romance Frenzy: First Thomas, Now Hemingway.)
"There's Already a Sin City 2 Teaser?!" Well, not released yet, but still: I have never been so deeply excited for a movie without being entirely sure who was in it. (IMDB says Rachel Weisz is "rumored"; I've heard Rose McGowan elsewhere.)
(Meanwhile: Rachel Weisz Tops 'My Blueberry Nights' Poster. Also: Running With Frank Miller's Ronin.)
First Photo of Kidman in Australia.
Peter Jackson shopping The Lovely Bones to non-New Line studios.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is The Frog King.
Martin Freeman Starring As Rembrandt For Peter Greenaway?
Crichton's Andromeda Infects A&E. But wasn't it already a movie back in the day?
Mel Gibson Wants to Do 'Maverick 2.' Good luck finding anyone else, is all I can say.
'Babel' side effects leave Japanese fans nauseous.
Paparazzi preventing Lohan's Oscar dreams? Wow, I had no idea that paparazzi was Italian for "coke-fueled party-girl shenanigans."
(Meanwhile, case in point: Lohan plans to 'milk' her 21st birthday.)
Also, the second story in that article: Orlando Bloom is way, wayyyy too nice to his fans:
When the “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” star was asked about a woman who reportedly snuck into his hotel room, Bloom told Gotham, “To be honest, I don’t want to share that with you because if I were that person reading this, I’d feel so embarrassed.”How can you not love him? He's so cuddly.
Bloom says he once actually apologized to a fan who was angry that he didn’t pay attention to her.
“She got kind of aggressive with me and was really angry. She was like, ‘I’ve been at every premiere and you never say hello’,” the actor told the mag. “And it was funny, I felt really upset. I felt bad for her. So I turned around and went over to her and just gave her a hug and said, ‘It’s cool. I’m sorry you feel let down or disappointed. But the nature of my life is I can’t necessarily stop every time, and it’s not because I don’t want to.’ I think she felt a little better afterward, and so did I."