Cleolinda Jones (cleolinda) wrote,
Cleolinda Jones
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Monday evening, playing Boomshine

So I had a pretty full weekend--two viewings of POTC3 and lots of rum, for starters. The Lovely Emily took some pictures of the dogs for me, which I'll put up when I get them. The thing is, I wanted them because Sam was getting his summer cut on Saturday, and said cut has turned out so badly that I wanted a good picture of him all befurred before it happened. I mean, you lose two dogs in one year (and the only pictures, other than the few I've posted here, of them are trapped on my now-internetless cell phone), you start to think about these things. And it's a good thing that I did, because we asked for his fur to be cut down to about two inches long, and they shaved him. Our vet was so mad at the groomer that he (allegedly) fired him, although I have to think that there had been problems before that. We also got a letter that said our vet had made "a sizable donation" to veterinary research in Meko's name, and he told us shortly after we adopted the new pups that "it was a privilege" to have us as clients. So, he's kind of protective of us, I guess. Although it kind of makes me wonder what his other clients are like.

And then we watched The Fountain this afternoon, and I slept a lot. I ended up drinking so much Coke at the two movies that I didn't sleep at all there for a couple of nights. Like, I'd just lie there slowly going insane until five in the morning. At one point I got up and made the bucket icons (see previous entry) just to have something to do. Oh, and I got new glasses on Saturday, because--as you may recall--I was sitting in my first viewing of POTC3, and about an hour in, the damn left lens fell out. This has happened a lot over the last six months, and I've been carrying around a pocketknife so I can screw the lens back in. Except this time, it fell out in a dark movie theater. The sad thing is, I actually found the screw. It was in the process of trying to fix the glasses in the dark, because I sure as hell wasn't going to leave, that I dropped the screw and couldn't find it. And it was at that point that I started to reconsider the "getting up and leaving" part of the process. Woe. So I literally--and I cannot express to you how literally I mean this. I'm not abusing an oft-abused word; I mean this literally--held the left side of my glasses together by pinching the frames shut for an hour and forty-five minutes solid. I actually asked all the friends I was sitting with if they had any string, for God's sake, because I've actually tied them together before, and I'm now thinking about always carrying a little box of dental floss in my purse for that purpose from now on.

You are probably wanting to ask one, and exactly one, question right now, and that one question is, Why the hell didn't you get new glasses six months ago? Look around your house and think about all the things you keep meaning to do or to fix, and that's why. Except that we extend that quirk of human nature to every single aspect of life chez Jones: if it ain't on fire, it can get fixed tomorrow. As of Friday night, my glasses were "on fire," figuratively speaking.

Oh, also because Shelby had bitten them. Actually, Scout had pulled the glasses down off the end table where I thought he couldn't reach them, and when the left lens inevitably popped out, Shelby grabbed hold of that. So when I emerged from my Death Flu-Cold fever du jour, I found Scout licking the frames and Shelby chewing the lens like a piece of gum. This is why I always ask for the bulletproof shatter-resistant whatever-you-got lenses, yo--instead of prying tiny shards of glass out of my dog's throat, the lens just had a constellation of very attractive punctures on each side. So I actually WORE THE GLASSES with pinhole bite marks on them all last week, because bitten lenses? Not on fire. Bitten one-lensed glasses? Flaming.

So then I had to have the full eye exam (although I refused, point-blank, to sign the Please Let Us Dilate You form, because I am in quite good ophthamalogical health and my only problems are a slight astigmatism of the left eye and mild nearsightedness, to the point where I have been told that I could actually drive without my glasses), which involved about five years of shining laser beams into my eyes, but my ophthamalogical fitness was confirmed, and I got some new DKNY frames that were reasonably close in style to the previous pair (Sergio? They broke after only two years, as opposed to the Armanis that lasted six. Buyer beware). I'm still breaking them in, of course, as my left ear is apparently situated a good deal lower than my right, but I can actually see clearly again.

Also, istoo has reminded me that I need to make a book-related announcement. You may have gotten an Amazon UK email or seen the page for a book called Cut: Movies in Fifteen Minutes. This is, in fact, the paperback version of the original book; there is no second book (yet). I actually had no idea that the title or cover art had been changed until--actually, I believe it was Gunther at trailer_spot?--showed me the new page a while back, and I kept forgetting to mention it. I'm mostly afraid that people are going to buy it thinking that it's a separate book, which it isn't, but as far as I know, the content is the same as the hardback, if you really are in the market for a copy.


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Mo. man burns books as act of protest. Tod Goldberg, however, ain't buyin' it.

Fallen soldier's family adopts Iraq puppy.

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O SNAP 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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The addictive yet relaxing Boomshine.

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'Pirates' sets Memorial weekend mark, but still falls short of Spidey.

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Crap Lindsay Lohan movie gets far better poster than it deserves.

Harvey Weinstein Calls Luc Besson a "Has-Been."

Director Alex Cox Says He's on Hollywood Blacklist, Lashes Out at Kirsten Dunst of all People.

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'Becoming Jane' Trailer Hits Web.

trailer_spot: Interview, Introducing the Dwights, I Know Who Killed Me, U2 3D, Ocean's Thirteen, Angel-A, more.

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"In the early 1800s, Liz was a hillbilly growing up in the backwoods of Kentucky, where her mother taught her about the healing properties of roots and herbs. Liz married a second cousin and had several children, but continued working as a healer."
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