Strikethrough '07: The Macros. Go for the
hulamoth: MySpace outage leaves millions friendless. Ahhh, The Onion.
NOOOOOO! NOT POTC DOLLS! Elizabeth in her court dress! (Wait, court dress? Is this the gold dress from POTC1 that she nearly drowns in?) I have no money! Tonner, why are you so cruel? *sob*
("Stay tuned for more exciting licensed product introductions this year, including BATGIRL, SUPERMAN, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, and THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA." *shakes fist at heavens*)
Reporting from the Center of the Universe: Ala. governor signs slavery apology bill.
Border worker disregarded TB warning. "A globe-trotting Atlanta lawyer with a dangerous strain of tuberculosis was allowed back into the U.S. by a border inspector who disregarded a computer warning to stop him and don protective gear, officials said Thursday." But by God, they're gonna make sure Mike Figgis doesn't shoot a pilot!
Silenced Venezuelan TV station moves to YouTube.
Spelling bee favorite loses; mom a-p-p-e-a-l-s.
ARRRRRR, Spain be layin' claim to sunken booty.
levi: Chili sauce = srs bizness. First line for the win: "A Wendy's manager was shot several times in the arm early Tuesday trying to protect the restaurant's chili sauce, authorities said."
I don't know what's up with this Pirate Master show, but the host ain't hard on the eyes.
'Lord of the Rings' set traps actor's leg. My first thought was that I had no idea it was 2002 again, but the article clarifies, "A London performance of the 'Lord of the Rings' musical ended abruptly with actors dressed as Hobbits, elves and dwarfs rushing to help a screaming cast member [playing a ranger] whose leg was trapped in set machinery."
Roth Won't Do a Hostel 3, Was Disappointed in Spider-Man 3.
Speed Racer's Mach 5 revealed. You know, this is one of those properties that made me roll my eyes when they first announced they were making a movie (see also: "Fuckin' Transformers"), but I've had a weird tingly feeling about it ever since Matthew Fox joined up. Not because I like him, although I do, but because it said something about the quality of the movie that they could get him, and Christina Ricci, and the Wachowskis. I don't know. Every now and then, I get weird feelings about movies.