>> Play Webkinz for an hour
>> Watch Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School with my sister for an hour and a half
>> Reread half of Love and Louis XIV
>> Read all new posts on Snarkfest
>> Read all new posts on Google Reader
>> Check Fandom Wank
>> Update mood on Facebook
>> Paint nails "Cozu-melted in the Sun"
>> Find flea on dog, itch continuously thereafter
>> Paint nails with second coat of "Cozu-melted in the Sun"
>> Advise Sister Girl on dinner plans
>> Consider giving up writing, joining Peace Corps
>> Realize that I am far too picky an eater to join Peace Corps
>> Consider shower
It's times like these when I start to understand why so many writers drink.
My favorite Victorian research resource.
Ohio mom's body found; boyfriend charged.
Black lab drives owner's car into river. "No dummy, Charlie jumped out of the window as the car went downhill."
Average man sleeps with 7 women.
The real Pikachu?
The struggle for independents: As bookslut quotes it, "The independents got fucked by the Enron of publishing."
"A blind item to end all blind items..."
"Book by (fake) male prostitute-author (who is really a woman) called a fraud by jurors."
Tim Gunn's Two Cents on Handbags: "Very few people have the means to have a new bag every season, especially when everyday styles cost $2,000 and up. 'Gee, this is a $4,000 bag. Why don't I spend $600 instead and give the balance to charity?' " I love Tim Gunn, but WHO IS HE GIVING ADVICE TO? ARE THESE PEOPLE INSANE?
Defamer Styles: 10 Hot, Unconscious-Celebrity Looks For Under $100! Well, at least the hoodie Lindsay Lohan was wearing when she passed out in a pool of her own vomit won't set me back FOUR FIGURES.
More OOTP desktops; 360 Degree View of Professor Umbridge's Office.
Full 'Iron Man' Cast Photo Released; Robert Downey Jr. looks like a complete dink. And he's not even wearing a superhero costume, y'all.
John Krasinki New Favorite For 'Fletch.'
Woody Allen To Direct Puccini Opera.
Strathairn Goes Scary for Korean Thriller Remake.
Iorek: One of EW's Top 100.
Images: Moliere, The Jane Austen Book Club, Stardust.
Kids may not like this ''Secret'.' SHUT UP! THE SECRET OF NIMH IS A CLASSIC!
Kate Winslet's first Lancôme ads. And these are supposedly the ones without airbrushing.
First shot of Kate and Leo from Revolutionary Road. Favorite comment: "i cant believe titanic came out a decade ago. fuck. why am i so old."