Anyway, what I mean to say is, I may not be around much this week. I mean, who knows, I might; but I'm pretty much expecting any and all acts of asshaberdashery, and I would not put it past anyone to swing by here and drop a spoiler bomb. You'll be safe reading anything I write, but I can't guarantee the safety of the comment section. I also can't guarantee the safety of anything I link to, because chances are I haven't vetted it thoroughly for fear of spoiling myself. Consider yourself warned, is all I'm saying. I will, however, note the source on any Harry Potter links, and you can judge for yourself if you trust that site in general not to spoil you. Caveat: do not read user comments of anything ANYWHERE. I'm not even going to go into how bad I'm going to
Meanwhile, our oven blew up, and I have no idea when we'll be able to get Oven People to come out and install a replacement. It's been that kind of weekend.
LA church to pay $600M for clergy abuse.
Jilted lover ordered to pay $52,000.
Singer shot and killed on stage.
Police: Kids starved, parents gamed.
CNN's response to Michael Moore, re: his statement regarding CNN's reporting on his documentary SiCKO.
Did text-messaging lead to N.Y. crash?
China moves to lower ‘risk of young love.’
What the duck?
Dog nurses kitten found under SUV hood.
Surprise! Rare Fish Show Up in Man-Made Ponds.
''Potter'' easily takes No. 1 (Entertainment Weekly).
Harry Potter 5 at $330.3 Million Worldwide (Coming Soon).
"Deathly Hallows" Release Causes Work Standstill? (Leaky Cauldron).
New York Times Looks Back on the Evolution of Potter Films (Leaky Cauldron).
Daniel Radcliffe on Sunday Magazine (ONTD).
Hollywood hunts for the next Harry Potter (Entertainment Weekly).
'Dark Knight' Update: New Joker Pics, Eckhart Confirms Two Face Will Make an Appearance.
What Was Filmed for Prince Caspian at Barrandov?
Cabot Joins The Incredible Hulk.
Nayo Wallace Will Play Minx in 'Speed Racer.'
Monopoly movie to be made - ScarJo, Dunst considered.
Make your own Simpsons character.
Sony Eyeing Summer 2010 for James Bond 23 ? That is, the third Daniel Craig Bond.
Second X-Files Movie Moving Forward. Oh, like this show hasn't been dead to me since season 7.