Cleolinda Jones (cleolinda) wrote,
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Ring ring!

"Hey, you wanna go out? I've called [The Lovely Emily] too--we haven't seen you since before Quebec!"

"Dude, I know! I wanted to hear all about that, too!"

"Go look us up some movies, then--you can be our Google. What's even out?"

"Dude, I have no idea. Elizabeth in two weeks, woohoo!"

"Woo! Oh, we saw something in Montreal, too. It wasn't that great... What was it...? I have Alzheimer's."

"No, seriously, I do too. Sometimes I stop in the middle of sentences because I forget what I'm saying." [In fact we have forgotten that we've had this conversation several times before.]

[Several minutes of me yelling at movietickets.com to accept my zip code and show me some damn movies.]

"What did we see... GAHHH. Seriously, you have no idea how bad this is bothering me."

"No, seriously, I can imagine. Let's see... [going down Movie Tickets list of movies] I know you didn't go see Good Luck Chuck."

"Yeah, no."

"Resident Evil? She likes zombie movies...?"

"No, not that one either."

"Sydney White, Mr. Woodcock... I know you didn't see Rush Hour 3."

"Heh, no."

"The Kingdom... Eastern Promises..."

"Who was in that?"

"Viggo Mortensen...?"

"Yeah, I don't think we saw that."

"I know you didn't see that, because there was a big naked knife fight, and you'd remember that."

"A big naked what?"

"Knife fight! Seriously, there's a big naked knife fight."

"Oh my God. I think that's the one we saw."

"YOU DID NOT!"

"A naked knife fight! Like, in a sauna--!"

"Yes! A bath house! 'I know that's not the one you saw.' OH MY GOD."

[Hysterical laughter.]



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