"Dude, I know! I wanted to hear all about that, too!"
"Go look us up some movies, then--you can be our Google. What's even out?"
"Dude, I have no idea. Elizabeth in two weeks, woohoo!"
"Woo! Oh, we saw something in Montreal, too. It wasn't that great... What was it...? I have Alzheimer's."
"No, seriously, I do too. Sometimes I stop in the middle of sentences because I forget what I'm saying." [In fact we have forgotten that we've had this conversation several times before.]
[Several minutes of me yelling at movietickets.com to accept my zip code and show me some damn movies.]
"What did we see... GAHHH. Seriously, you have no idea how bad this is bothering me."
"No, seriously, I can imagine. Let's see... [going down Movie Tickets list of movies] I know you didn't go see Good Luck Chuck."
"Resident Evil? She likes zombie movies...?"
"No, not that one either."
"Sydney White, Mr. Woodcock... I know you didn't see Rush Hour 3."
"The Kingdom... Eastern Promises..."
"Who was in that?"
"Yeah, I don't think we saw that."
"I know you didn't see that, because there was a big naked knife fight, and you'd remember that."
"A big naked what?"
"Knife fight! Seriously, there's a big naked knife fight."
"Oh my God. I think that's the one we saw."
"YOU DID NOT!"
"A naked knife fight! Like, in a sauna--!"
"Yes! A bath house! 'I know that's not the one you saw.' OH MY GOD."