Nothing is going to happen. Stop being silly. The worst thing that's going to happen is that you get dry socket or something.
I know, I know.
I am going through and updating the Digest one more time, though, just to clear the news backlog a bit. I know it's bad updating once a week as it is, but it's still better than once a month.
Update: Thanks for all the good wishes. I did go and write up an "internet will," mostly because I realized I had a ton of accounts that deduct nominal fees on a monthly basis, and my mother would want to shut those down--or keep paying them, depending. After all, I don't have to be dead for this to be useful--what if I broke one or both arms? For whatever reason, I couldn't get to the computer? I'd want someone to know how to take care of things while I was incapacitated. Sort of a grim job, but I do feel a little better now that it's done. Besides, I've always believed in overpreparing precisely so that things don't happen.