Local news: Homewood park board orders skate park dismantled as conduct problems grow. "In the past three weeks, a teen has assaulted a police officer, and an officer has confiscated a firearm at the park." This is why we can't have nice things, you guys. : (
Pope meets koala, texts pilgrims. This may be the "purple monkey dishwasher" of headlines, I don't know.
ArtsBeat: ‘Zorro’ With Flamenco Disappoints. But... how is that possible?
Quicksand kitteh…..needs to think fast; dun worry bout me, jus go, go.
No Deal For 17-Year Old Literary Wunderkind -- Yet. From Alabama, no less.
Feist on Sesame Street.
Damn, Helen Mirren!
Miley wants to do a G-rated ‘Sex and the City.’ Um. Would that not be saying something like "I'd like to do Transformers without the robots"?
Dr. Horrible is Here! Catch it Before It's Gone!; screencaps at cap_it.
HBO telling fans: suck on this [True Blood] campaign!
Images: Brideshead Revisited; 'Star Wars: The Clone Wars' Has a Classic Poster, Hard-to-look-at Characters; new HBP stuff with some newish promo pics on them (yes, they're that exciting); Giles Gets Stab-Happy With A Scapel In New 'Repo! The Generic Opera' stills.
Trailers and clips: The 'Terminator Salvation' Teaser; The Spirit, Outlander & Pineapple Express Videos.
Heath Ledger's Posthumous Oscar Campaign Rolls On; Don’t hand Ledger the Oscar just yet, critics say; AV Club Interview: Maggie Gyllenhaal; Does Batgirl Have A Secret Cameo In ‘The Dark Knight’?; An old 'Batman' bigwig remembers a not-at-all-Dark Knight; snarky e-cards at someecards.com ("I can't wait to see what stands to be the most devastatingly bleak popcorn movie in history").
Patrick Wilson Says ‘Watchmen’ Ending Remains The Same.
Terminator 4's Future Will Look Like Our World... But Different. Well, thanks for clearing that up.
Diablo Cody to Pen Something Secret for Steven Spielberg.
Justin Theroux To Pen 'Iron Man 2.' You mean... like... the actor? Did all the full-time writers drop dead or something?
Clive Owen Series 'Second Sight' to Get Second Life.
Stockwell to Turn 'Bad Men' into 'Sanctuary.'
DreamWorks Lighting 'Children of the Lamp.'
Napoleon Dynamite Meets Strongbad!
Stan Winston's 'Monster Squad' Being Remade by Rob Cohen! Oh, this is going to end well.