Just read until you get to the part that is Relevant to My Interests, as the lolcats say. You'll know it when you see it. Because it mentions me BY NAME. I'm not even going to read the comments. I am, however, going to ask RPattz if he's got a spare room at his safehouse.
ETA: I'll just say it now, before anything has happened, just so y'all have fair warning: if you want to come kick up some dust over here, I'm sorry, I'm going to start freezing, screening, or banning, as necessary. This is my e-home. You wanna go to your e-home and call me the filthiest names you know, God bless and God speed. I'm not going to have any rumbles here.
ETA 2: WHAT IS GOING ON YOU GUYS THIS IS CRAZY.