(Also, she claims that she doesn't know the answer to the Werewolf Paternity Drama question.)
Via pepperlandgirl4 on JF: The Divine Nora Roberts weighs in on Breaking Dawn, and she is not impressed.
And let's share some of the (good) linking karma. Via sumire: I like how we turned Edward into a 40 year old mother on a bad day. ("COME ON IT IS CANONICAL: HE HIMSELF SAID HE PICKED UP A LOT OF HOBBIES WHILE EVERYONE ELSE WAS BUSY FUCKING"). A very brief sample (you have to read the whole thing):
saint_renegade: CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM SCRAPBOOKING?ow help it hurts I can't breathe
oxymoronassoc: YEAH I CAN
oxymoronassoc: ALL SPREAD OUT ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR
oxymoronassoc: SUPER INTENSE
saint_renegade: ~HUNTING TRIPS~
oxymoronassoc: CUTTING OUT SNOW ANGELS AND SHIT
oxymoronassoc: GOING TO GET STICKERS THAT MATCHED
saint_renegade: WHERE ARE MAH STICKERS!!!!!
oxymoronassoc: EMMETT WOULD STEAL THEM
oxymoronassoc: "LOOK AT THIS SHIT IT'S A BATHTUB STICKER? WHO THE FUCK NEEDS THAT?"
omg help there's a followup