One More Time: Britney returns to MTV VMAs. I hear that, despite all official denials, she will actually be performing. Which is why I can't not watch this trainwreck. She'll probably end up doing just fine, though, because you'd have to be an idiot (no, a real, genuine, flatlining idiot) to crap out on national television two years in a row. And more power to her if she can hold it together this time.
(No, I'm not sure why I have a "britney spears" tag, either.)
(Oh hai! Paramore seems to be there! I am pleased.)
Also, word on the street is that some sparkle motion is going to be present tonight. I hope The Hair brought backup.
Entertainment Weekly's VMAs liveblog. I would do one myself, but... I'm just not sufficiently aware of