Meanwhile, my mother woke up me up at seven all like WHAT IS THE EARLIEST SHOWING FOR TWILIGHT GO FIND IT AND BUY US TICKETS WE WILL HAVE TO GET THERE EARLY I AM GOING OUT TO BUY CORNBREAD. It's going to be a Very Sparkly Turkeymas here at the Jones house.
(Just when I thought we'd run out of ways to play Horrify the Twilight Noob: HTTN, Movie Edition. Seriously, I did not make that line up. No, really, I didn't.)
So, anyway. That's what I'll be doing today: trying to catch about an hour's nap, do a little work, and then go see the movie again with my mother, who keeps telling me that I have to "tell [her] why it's stupid." Um, I'm pretty sure you're going to be able to figure this out for yourself, Mom.