On the other hand, my hair looks fantastic today.
So it goes.
(I'm kind of weird about relationships, though--I'd really like someone around to have fun with, but I'm not interested in weddings at all. Sister Girl was going over her long-cherished wedding plans--like, since she was in grade school--and how she wants a cherry blossom theme, so her colors will be champagne and a color I can only describe as "bubblegum purple," although I don't know if that makes any sense, and I was all like, "My colors are 'Las' and 'Vegas.' " I mean, I guess I could have a whole wedding if the guy and/or his family just really wanted one, but I would much rather have some wild romantic elopement and be done with it. We could have a big party when we got home if people just really needed some kind of gathering. This entire discussion is moot, of course, as I haven't been out on so much as a date in years anyway. I keep trying to remind myself--for the sake of my own self-esteem--that the problem isn't that I'm meeting guys who don't like me; I'm not meeting guys at all. I'm still stuck in this weird situation where it's like Tyler Durden on Livejournal, only with fewer explosive soaps, and I Am Jack's Lonely Saturday Night in real life, though.)
(Where was I? My hair looks great today. Yes.)
Patrick Swayze not down for the count yet? "It's upsetting that the shoddy and reckless reporting from these publications cast a negative shadow on the positive and good fight I'm fighting."
Floodwaters in Venice Begin to Recede.
Winter wonderland was a dump.
How Come Boys Get All The Cool Toys? [Girls Just Wanna Have Robots]
Guns N' Roses lashes out at Dr Pepper.
The Pretenders tour info.
Time to Call Bullshit on Joaquin Phoenix's 'Retirement' [Hoaxes?]
Crime pays quite well for Patricia Cornwell.
‘Battlestar Galactica’ Spin-Off ‘Caprica’ Gets Full Season Commitment.
Vance, Davenport cast in ABC 'Flash Forward' pilot.
Lindelof: No 'Lost' Movie; 'Lost' casting a mini-Sayid!; What 'Lost' Donkey Wheel Do We Need To Turn To Make 'The Fray' Disappear?; Lost Sneak Peek Video Is Here! DON'T TELL ME WHAT'S IN IT, I'M NOT WATCHING IT.
Why Is It So Hard To Start A New Franchise?
Producers use LA Times ad to toss salvo at SAG.
Hollywood toasts Samuel L. Jackson's career.
'Rachel,' 'River,' 'Ballast' lead Spirit nominees; 'Rachel' Getting Nominated, and Other Plots to Watch At the 2008 Spirit Awards; Why 'Frost/Nixon' And Two Other Oscar Contenders Don't Measure Up; 1983 Best Supporting Actor Oscar: Want a do-over?
Images: Five New 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine' Photos to Hold Us Over!; Russell Brand and Djimon Hounsou on the set of 'The Tempest'; New 'Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li' Photos; Ooze Wants to See a 'Monsters vs. Aliens' Poster?; 'New in Town' Poster Cannot Actually be New.
Trailers and clips: Exclusive Clip From 'Nobel Son'; What If Disney Remade 'Akira'?
trailer_spot: Ugly Truth, What Doesn't Kill You, Slumdog Millionaire, He's Just Not That Into You, Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
Wow... it's really strange not to have some kind of "Twilight Tuesday" MTV-based shenanigan going. Huh. 'Twilight': 10 reasons 'Breaking Dawn' should not be made into a movie. "That's right. He said 'puppies.' " Also: The Tour of Terror returns to Europe tomorrow, starting off with the UK movie premiere; I KNEW THE DVD WOULD COME OUT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY. Also-also, via wildcatlizzie: Access Hollywood premiered the 'Little Ashes' trailer. Hey there, it's young gay Salvador Dali! I haven't watched it yet, but the word I heard bandied about was "boysex." Step right up and watch the Twihards' heads asplode!
And I think I've posted it before, but now that y'all have actually seen the movie (and the scene in question got even weirder there), I think it's time to post it again: my favorite Twilight-appropriate lolcat.
ETA: FINISHING MOVE: LOLPIRE
Fans Pick Up Oscar Slack as Warner Bros. Kills 'Dark Knight' Re-Release. You know, I could be wrong, but I'm not sure I remember seeing a volunteer fandom-based Oscar campaign before. BREAKING NEWS: The Dark Knight WILL Be Back in Theaters in January.
RDJ on the set of Sherlock Holmes; 'Sherlock Holmes' Villain(s) Revealed!
Caspian Bonus Clips Here!; Blu-ray Review: 'The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian.'
New Video: Dan Radcliffe Talks HBP Delay, Filming Deathly Hallows Epilogue and More; Dan Radcliffe will have wrinkles for 'Deathly Hallows'; Leaky and PotterCast Present: "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" Fan Commentary; Whimsic Alley Announces Beedle Midnight Plans, Leaky Coupon; "We Are Wizards" Releases DVD.
Common Would Like To Return For ‘Wanted 2’ With Angelina Jolie — But How?; Blu-ray Review: 'Wanted.'
Exclusive: Morgan & Sheen, The Special Relationship ('Frost/Nixon').
Meryl Streep: "The smart guys banked on Hellboy to carry them throughout the year. The Mamma Mia! wagon is pulling all those movies that didn't have any problem getting made." ~EPIC SNAP~
James Cameron Talks Content Driven 3D and Avatar Trailer Details.
Shia LaBeouf To Receive Legal Ball-Thwacking In 'The Associate.'
Kevin McKidd Says He's a Thor Contender.
'Punisher: War Zone' Interactive Comic Book Online.
‘Punisher’ Ray Stevenson Joins ‘Book of Eli’ Cast As Post-Apoc Hit Man.
Rumor: Rob Zombie's Back for a Sequel to His 'Halloween'?
Keanu Reeves to Return for 'Speed 3'?
'X-Files' Producer Accuses 'Dark Knight' of Hogging Fanboys, Box Office For Itself. Okay, I was a huge X-Files fan in high school and college, and even I didn't go see the new movie. When you can't even get my ass in the theater, you have bigger problems than Batman.