STOP BEING DEPRESSED, STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT. YOU'RE DOING IT TO YOURSELF THIS TIME. YOU DO IT TO YOURSELF EVERY YEAR THIS TIME OF YEAR.
Speaking of Never Getting Married
From audheim: The Anti-Wedding.
How You Know Sister Girl Is an Adult Now:
"I'd really like a mixer for Christmas."
More Tales of Cleo the Quick Study:
"Which color mixer do you like the best? I kind of like the cornflower, the ice blue, the reef blue--"
"--the grape, and the--"
"Ice blue. I would get ice blue."
"It's light, it's the most neutral of the colors you liked, and it'll help the kitchen feel more open than if you pick a dark or deep color."
"Hmm. Maybe I will, then, maybe I'll go with--"
HEY IT'S A MEME
By the way, I finally broke down and fulfilled my destiny on this earth: