• Music: Killers playlist

Let's get stuff that takes up lots of room out of the way

It's a Pity Party and You're Invited!

STOP BEING DEPRESSED, STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT. YOU'RE DOING IT TO YOURSELF THIS TIME. YOU DO IT TO YOURSELF EVERY YEAR THIS TIME OF YEAR.


Speaking of Never Getting Married

From audheim: The Anti-Wedding.


How You Know Sister Girl Is an Adult Now:

"I'd really like a mixer for Christmas."


More Tales of Cleo the Quick Study:

"Which color mixer do you like the best? I kind of like the cornflower, the ice blue, the reef blue--"

"Ice blue."

"--the grape, and the--"

"Ice blue."

"--surf green."

"Ice blue. I would get ice blue."

"Really?"

"It's light, it's the most neutral of the colors you liked, and it'll help the kitchen feel more open than if you pick a dark or deep color."

"Hmm. Maybe I will, then, maybe I'll go with--"

"ICE BLUE."


HEY IT'S A MEME

On the twelfth day of Christmas, cleolinda sent to me...

Twelve dolls drumming

Eleven blogs piping

Ten biographies a-leaping

Nine linguistics dancing

Eight werewolves a-milking

Seven books a-writing

Six movies a-publishing

Five fa-a-a-airy tales

Four virtual pets

Three movie scores

Two short stories

...and a cloverfield in a sleeping beauty.

Get your own Twelve Days:

By the way, I finally broke down and fulfilled my destiny on this earth: